Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums
The committee has abandoned all sense of reason and logic. The minutes are a jumbled mess of confused ideas and half-baked theories.
- Meeting 1 (3:00 PM): Abandoned all progress and spent an hour arguing over the meaning of 'the meaning of life'
- Meeting 2 (10:00 AM): Discussed the importance of procrastination, but forgot to take notes
- Meeting 3 (2:00 PM): Spent 3 hours watching cat videos, declared 'productivity boost'
Subroutines of Subroutines 4: The Abandoned Subroutines
A series of increasingly useless subroutines, each one more confusing than the last.
- Subroutine 1: The Committee of Conundrums' Official Subroutine for Abandoning All Reason
- Subroutine 2: The Subroutine for Subroutines of Subroutines (infinite recursion alert!)
- Subroutine 3: A subroutine that does nothing, because why bother?
- Subroutine 4: The Abandoned Subroutine for Abandoned Subroutines